Tough Luck.

As a woman who is very proud to call herself a geek for the last 6 years, let me start of by saying – Dating in today’s world is TOUGH. Tougher than beating Zeus in God of War 3 or trying to hack your own iPhone all the while praying that it doesn’t turn into a brick. Not hard because there is not enough of the good stuff floating around, but the minute you are on a date and you whip out your trusty phone to do a little googling on the current topic in conversation, you are immediately termed as a chick who has way too much attitude. And surprisingly in some cases, even called a PRUDE. I mean WTF? Man, are you just pissed off that the www is bigger than your damn ego or are you pissed off that you just lied your ass off in an attempt to get into my pants, and Google saved me? In the end, everyone says that nothing really matters. I say fuck that, unless that cute guy on the other side of the bar does not give you his BBM pin, he is NOT going to call you again. Simply because of 2 reasons .

1. Most men think it is the most earth shatteringly difficult thing to ACTUALLY store the number of the cute chick they talked to last night. Most men also know that keying in those 10 digits into their phone would probably be the only action that they would get that night, so they prefer to just shrug and play Brickbreaker instead. More moves.
2. Then they Facebook stalk you. I used to think that only women do this, but surprisingly men have major FB stalking genes. Check mutual friends( hopefully ex is not a mutual friend), look through photos and even when everything seems fine, NOT send you a FB request. Instead wait for you to send one, so that he can take your number in a private message. The level of layered insanity in this is astounding.

Now its also unfair to say that women don’t do this, but then again, WE ADMIT TO FB STALKING.

As I said before- Dating in today’s world is hard. Technology helps. Atleast you can block that ugly guy that you met last night who called himself “hopesh” on your Gchat right?